— “Sympathy for Tiger Woods on the Loss of His Golf Digest Column” by Jim Windolf (via vanityfair)
Wayne Lawson (who hired me) and Juli Weiner (hired by me), photographed by my man Justin Bishop. It ALL FITS TOGETHER!
I mean, who ELSE could have written this sentence?
“I was completely Kentucky-dewed all morning with panther sweat after partaking in 15 pints of old tennis shoe last night.”